巴斯克維爾的豪斯
因應阿冥的生日以及與阿冥的談話而寫。
不過是英文，而且沒附圖，所以...
呃，唯一不知道算不算優點的是，它很短。(拖走)
House: "Here's the scipt of OUR Christmas Eve play."
Foreman: "What?"
House: "OUR-CHRISTMAS-EVE-PLAY."
Others: """WHAT???!!!!"""
House: "Well, it seems Cuddy has some fantastic ideas that all of us have to entertain some other people this year."
Foreman: "What us?"
House: "Every one. You, me, Chase, Cameron, oh, and Wilson."
Chase: "What play?!"
House: "Let's see... Ah-ha. The Hound of the Baskervilles."
Cameron: "Why have we act in such a horror story in Christmas?"
House: "First, it's not a horror story, Cameron. It's a detective one. Second, the story is reset in Christmas time* and third I am the smartest man here in the hospital."
Chase: "So you want to be Holmes."
House: "Who else could I be?"
Foreman: "And how about us?"
House: "Be patient, boy... (see the script) Chase, you are Sir Henry, that silly thing from Australia, uh-uh, Canada. Cameron, you are Miss Stapleton and Foreman is your heartless husband."
Chase: "...of course Dr. Wilson would be Dr. Watson."
House: "Yes, he is my old fellow. (seeing Wilson coming in, shouts) My dear Watson!"
Wilson: " (stops, doubtfully looking at House)...What?"
House: "Your hat and boots, Watson, quick! Not a moment to lose!"
End.
*A Christmas party's invented in BBC version. So why couldn't it be in House's version?
(簡易中文版)
House：這是我們的平安夜戲劇的劇本。
Foreman：啥？
House：我─們─的─平─安─夜─戲─劇。
其他人：啥？！
House：看來Cuddy有個很棒的主意，今年我們全部的人都要來娛樂一下大眾。
Foreman：誰是我們？
House：每個人。你，我，Chase，Cameron，喔，還有Wilson。
Chase：什麼戲劇？
House：讓我看看。啊哈。巴斯克維爾的獵犬。
Cameron：我們為什麼要在聖誕節演這種恐怖故事？
House：第一，這不是恐怖故事，Cameron。這是偵探故事。第二，這故事場景重新設在聖誕節的時候而且第三我是醫院裡最聰明的人。
Chase：所以你要演福爾摩斯。
House：我還能演誰？
Foreman：那我們呢？
House：要有耐心，小子。（看劇本）Chase，你是亨利爵士，那個澳洲、噢不，加拿大來的蠢東西。Cameron，你是史塔普頓小姐而Foreman是你沒良心的丈夫。
Chase：當然Wilson醫生是演華生了。
House：是的，他是我的老友。（看到Wilson走進來，大叫）我親愛的華生！
Wilson：（站住，懷疑地看著House）幹嘛？
House：你的帽子和靴子，華生，快！沒時間可浪費了！
因應阿冥的生日以及與阿冥的談話而寫。
不過是英文，而且沒附圖，所以...
呃，唯一不知道算不算優點的是，它很短。(拖走)
House: "Here's the scipt of OUR Christmas Eve play."
Foreman: "What?"
House: "OUR-CHRISTMAS-EVE-PLAY."
Others: """WHAT???!!!!"""
House: "Well, it seems Cuddy has some fantastic ideas that all of us have to entertain some other people this year."
Foreman: "What us?"
House: "Every one. You, me, Chase, Cameron, oh, and Wilson."
Chase: "What play?!"
House: "Let's see... Ah-ha. The Hound of the Baskervilles."
Cameron: "Why have we act in such a horror story in Christmas?"
House: "First, it's not a horror story, Cameron. It's a detective one. Second, the story is reset in Christmas time* and third I am the smartest man here in the hospital."
Chase: "So you want to be Holmes."
House: "Who else could I be?"
Foreman: "And how about us?"
House: "Be patient, boy... (see the script) Chase, you are Sir Henry, that silly thing from Australia, uh-uh, Canada. Cameron, you are Miss Stapleton and Foreman is your heartless husband."
Chase: "...of course Dr. Wilson would be Dr. Watson."
House: "Yes, he is my old fellow. (seeing Wilson coming in, shouts) My dear Watson!"
Wilson: " (stops, doubtfully looking at House)...What?"
House: "Your hat and boots, Watson, quick! Not a moment to lose!"
End.
*A Christmas party's invented in BBC version. So why couldn't it be in House's version?
(簡易中文版)
House：這是我們的平安夜戲劇的劇本。
Foreman：啥？
House：我─們─的─平─安─夜─戲─劇。
其他人：啥？！
House：看來Cuddy有個很棒的主意，今年我們全部的人都要來娛樂一下大眾。
Foreman：誰是我們？
House：每個人。你，我，Chase，Cameron，喔，還有Wilson。
Chase：什麼戲劇？
House：讓我看看。啊哈。巴斯克維爾的獵犬。
Cameron：我們為什麼要在聖誕節演這種恐怖故事？
House：第一，這不是恐怖故事，Cameron。這是偵探故事。第二，這故事場景重新設在聖誕節的時候而且第三我是醫院裡最聰明的人。
Chase：所以你要演福爾摩斯。
House：我還能演誰？
Foreman：那我們呢？
House：要有耐心，小子。（看劇本）Chase，你是亨利爵士，那個澳洲、噢不，加拿大來的蠢東西。Cameron，你是史塔普頓小姐而Foreman是你沒良心的丈夫。
Chase：當然Wilson醫生是演華生了。
House：是的，他是我的老友。（看到Wilson走進來，大叫）我親愛的華生！
Wilson：（站住，懷疑地看著House）幹嘛？
House：你的帽子和靴子，華生，快！沒時間可浪費了！
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